Beltway Briefing Podcast
‘Twas the Night Before the Election
December 20, 2020
‘Twas the Night Before the Election
-by Howard Schweitzer
‘Twas the night before the election when all through the land,
Not a Trumpster was mailing, not even by hand;
Democratic ballots were sent by the thousands with care,
In hopes that Joe Biden soon would be there;
The Democrats assumed the elections was theirs,
With visions of Chuck and Nancy passing mores CARES;
But out in the country, Republicans arose with a clatter,
Other than Joe Biden, their votes surely did matter;
Away from DC the Donald will go,
The future is looking much like Obama 2.0;
In 2021, the White House will be redecorated and life will renew,
But no Mark, contrary to your predictions, the country’s not blue;
Let’s get rid of Covid and put it out of reach,
And say goodbye to Donald and his solution of bleach;
We wish you happy holidays and hope you come back for more,
No, not you Donald, it’s not yet ‘24.
